Airplane. Guy Is Sitting Asleep, Fly Open, Completely Exposed.

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Airplane. Guy is sitting asleep, fly open, completely exposed. Next aisle,
a guy's sitting there. He looks over and sees him. He gets the stewardess
and asks her for a pencil and a piece of paper. He writes:

"Dear Sir: I'm seated across the aisle from you, and your fly is open and
you're completely exposed. And I knew this note would avoid any
embarrassment. Yours truly, Frank Martin.

"P.S. I love you."
-- Lenny Bruce

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