Airplane. Guy is sitting asleep, fly open, completely exposed. Next aisle,
a guy's sitting there. He looks over and sees him. He gets the stewardess
and asks her for a pencil and a piece of paper. He writes:
"Dear Sir: I'm seated across the aisle from you, and your fly is open and
you're completely exposed. And I knew this note would avoid any
embarrassment. Yours truly, Frank Martin.
Aunt Patty: "Nothing dear, I'm just trashing your father.
Lisa: "Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the
same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have therefore he
is my model of manhood and my estimation of him will govern my prospects of my
adult relationships....