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• BLUNDERBUSS -- Kissing the bride at a shotgun wedding.
• bride, n: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
• Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
• She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.
• Data: "I have good news. Keiko has made a decision designed to increase her happiness.
  She has cancelled the wedding." -- "Data's Day", Stardate unknow...
• It takes two to make a marriage: a girl and her mother.
• The earth, that's nature's mother, is her tomb. -- William Shakespeare
• Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
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