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• Man with no legs bums around. -- Confucius Say
• What are you wearing around your neck? Ah. It's my new ruff.
  You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....
• Woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town. -- Confucius Say
• Not every question deserves an answer, although some fools try! -- Confucius Say
• Keep a man waiting, and he'll tally all your vices. -- Confucius Say
• MARTA SAYS THE INTERESTING thing about fly-fishing is that its two lives connected by a thin strand.
  Come on, Marta, grow up. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that dwells in every man.
  -- Confucius Say...
• If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around your own.
  -- Emerso...
• Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key. -- Confucius Say