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Exciting Plays Only Occur When Your Are Watching The Scoreboard Or Buying Food.
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Exciting plays only occur when your are watching the scoreboard or buying food.
-- Moser's Law of Sports
Related:
Moser's Law of Spectator Sports: Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
When time permits, your personal life will be exciting.
Dude's Law of Duality: Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
CHILDHOOD...That happy period when nightmares occur only during sleep.
The only new show worth watching will be cancelled. -- Jones' Law of TV
Wagner's Law of Sports Coverage: When the camera focuses on a male athlete he will spit, pick or scratch.
When the camera isolates on a male athlete, he will either spit, pick or scratch.
-- WAGNER'S LAW OF SPORTS TV...
Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house
but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner....
I'm only happy when I'm watching a hockey game.