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Moser's Law Of Spectator Sports: Exciting Plays Occur Only While You Are Watching The Scoreboard Or Out Buying A Hot Dog.
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Moser's Law of Spectator Sports: Exciting plays occur only while
you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
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Exciting plays only occur when your are watching the scoreboard or buying food.
-- Moser's Law of Spo...
Apu: [grabs a tofu dog off the grill] Quick, quick, no time to cook them -- they will plump in my stomach.
[quickly eats the hot dog] [drinks some beer quickly and burps] [spots a pretty woman] Hello, beautiful....
Dude's Law of Duality: Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
Life is what passes you by while watching hockey.
Lisa: Gee, is it always this good? Marge: Mmm. I don't know.
I just dip in and out. I'm only watching today because Randi is coming out of a coma, and she knows the phony prince's body is hidden in the boat house....
Hibbert: Don't worry, son: you'll be fine. This boy's appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which _will_ make it easier to find once I get in there.
[chuckles] Homer: [watching from above] Man, these are primo seats....
Tux Penguin Boxing Match LAS VEGAS, NV -- The unofficial Linux mascot Tux the Penguin will face his arch rival the BSD Daemon in a boxing match this Saturday night.
The match is part of the International Computer Mascot Boxing Federation's First Annual World Championship Series....
The only new show worth watching will be cancelled. -- Jones' Law of TV
Hot Dog!: Frank Furte