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Experts Do Not Like Surprises. It Makes Them Look Bad At The Home Office. -- Vic Gold
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Experts do not like surprises. It makes them look bad at the home office.
-- Vic Gold
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All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.
-- Vic Gold...
Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
-- Vic Gold...
Never say maybe in the same circulation area where you just said never. -- Vic Gold