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• I won't say my wife is fat, but she's the only woman I know ... -- Benny Hill
• This woman's got immediate post-prandial upper abdominal distention.
  .. What you say she's got? Cramps. -- McCoy & Kirk, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390...
• Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed.
  If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes....
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Patty: [walks up to the podium] Take a hike, bozo. And that eulogy better not show up on the bill.
  I'll keep this short. Gladys lived alone, died alone....
• In practical life, the woman is judged by man's law, as if she were a man, not a woman.
  -- Henrik Ibse...
• A perfectly honest woman, a woman who never flatte
  who never manages, who never cajoles, who never conceals, who never uses her eyes, who never speculates on the effect which she produces, who never is conscious of unspoken admiration, what a monster, I say, would such a female be!...
• Who dat who say "who dat" when I say "who dat"? -- Hattie McDaniel