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I Won't Say My Wife Is Fat, But She's The Only Woman I Know ... -- Benny Hill
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I won't say my wife is fat, but she's the only woman I know ...
-- Benny Hill
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He: "If I made love to you, would you yell?" She: "What do you want me to yell?" -- Benny Hill
Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
Then there's my fat, obnoxious cousin, Roweena. When she walks through the living room, the radio skips.
She says she just retains water, and I say, "So does the Hoover Dam." -- Jeff Foxworthy...
I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
I won! I won!
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps coming back.
Benny Hill: The master of the single entendre.