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• What's in this potion? I'll just run my Spell Checker...
• Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without i
• Oh, ever thus, from childhood's hour, I 've seen my fondest hopes decay
  I never loved a tree or flower But 't was the first to fade away....
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• This morning arrives a letter from my ancient silver-mining comrade, Calvin H.
  Higbie, a man whom I have not seen nor had communication with for forty-four years....
• I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
• If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I left for college. Dad said, "I'm going to miss you.
  I said, "Well, now that I broke the sight off your rifle....