FACE
The mass of skin, teeth and other parts that form the front section
of the head. Faces can be arranged in any number of combinations,
for differing reactions, such as horror, nausea, and laughter.
Facial hair can be allowed to grow, principally by men who:
- want to look like folk-singers
- make up for the lack of hair on the rest of their head
- just can't be bothered shaving.
The increasingly popular "goatee" beard still looks really silly to
me, I'm afraid. The remainder of the face is generally made up of
two eyes, a mouth, and a nose. Someone should tell the people who
make Lego.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
COMPUTER
An electronic device designed to make you rip your hair out. The
principles of a computer are very simple. You give the computer
some data as input, it messes, mixes, scrambles and screws up the
data until it is nonsensical and unrecognisable, and then it spits
it out the other end as output....
