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A Failure Will Not Appear Until The Unit Has Passed Final Inspection.
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A failure will not appear until the unit has passed final inspection.
-- Klipstein's Sixth Law of Production
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A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
An OEM item will work only long enough to pass incoming inspection.
-- Klipstein's Seventh Law of Productio...
After the 16th screw has been removed, the wrong cover will have been removed.
-- Klipstein's Eighth Law of Productio...
After the 16th screw has been replaced, the gasket will have been left off.
-- Klipstein's Ninth Law of Productio...
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Productio
After assembly of an instrument, extra parts will be found on the workbench.
-- Klipstein's Tenth Law of Productio...
Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error then be discovered.
In specifications, Murphy's Law supercedes Ohm's. -- Klipstein's Law of Specificatio
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
In one of those "true facts" books there was an explanation for this law....