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A Fail-safe Circuit Will Destroy Others. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law Of Productio
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A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
-- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Production
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A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstei
A failure will not appear until the unit has passed final inspection.
-- Klipstein's Sixth Law of Productio...
After assembly of an instrument, extra parts will be found on the workbench.
-- Klipstein's Tenth Law of Productio...
After the 16th screw has been removed, the wrong cover will have been removed.
-- Klipstein's Eighth Law of Productio...
After the 16th screw has been replaced, the gasket will have been left off.
-- Klipstein's Ninth Law of Productio...
An OEM item will work only long enough to pass incoming inspection.
-- Klipstein's Seventh Law of Productio...
Any wire cut to length will be too short. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Applied Engineering
If a test system function perfectly, all production units will fail.
-- The RPCISPE's Seventh Universal Law...
There is no such thing as a "Fail Safe" design.