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• C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now.
• Honk if you feel better than James Brow
• A high level staff meeting will always make the big boss feel better.
• I'd feel better about doctors if it wasn't called 'Practice'.
• I feel better about world problems now! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Maybe I'll become an evil genius and destroy the world and THEN I'll feel better.
• Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up.
• You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
• If you feel bad because you feel good and know that you will feel worse if you feel better, you are fairly well sure you are a hypochondriac.
  If you feel good because you feel bad and know you will feel better if you feel worse, you are a cairdnohcopyh, because you are doing things backwards....