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• I feel much better, now that I've given up hope. Ashleigh Brillia
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up.
• Happiness is just like the way you feel right now, only much, much better.
• You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the presidency.
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• Since I gave up hope, I feel a lot better. -- Steve Taylo
• Homer: I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me.
  Bart: Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers and give you a makeover, [slyly] Homina....
• Honk if you feel better than James Brow