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• She's like a rose to me. They smell and so does she. -- Homer Hayne
• To talk to a child, to fascinate him, is much more difficult than to win an electoral victory.
  But it is also much more satisfying. -- Colette...
• Love is the only game that will never be postponed on account of rain. -- Homer Hayne
• He Didn't Like Her Apartment, So He Knocked Her Flat. -- Homer Hayne
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• It was so hot I seen a cow lying on her back giving herself a shower. -- Homer Hayne
• Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
  [knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
• If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty of whether you love her.
• Blandishments will not fascinate us, nor will threats of a "halter" intimidate.
  For, under God, we are determined that wheresoever, whensoever, or howsoever we shall be called to make our exit, we will die free men....