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• It was so hot I seen a cow lying on her back giving herself a shower. -- Homer Hayne
• She's like a rose to me. They smell and so does she. -- Homer Hayne
• He bellows like a cow standing on her tit.
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• Aim for her flat-top!
• Fascinate: There were nine buttons on her nightgown, but she could only fascinate.
  -- Homer Hayne...
• She is so flat her baby had to nurse with a straw.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• She wanted a fur coat so he got her a trap and a gun.