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I Just Got Out Of The Hospital After A Speed Reading Accident.
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I just got out of the hospital after a
speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
-- S. Wright
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident.
I hit a bookmark. -- Steven Wrigh...
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
I got hit by a Volkswagen--and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. -- Pat McCormick
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
Hate just I sentences reading with out of words order the.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. -- Steven Wrigh