Grandma: It all started in the 60s...
[flash to young Homer playing "Operation"]
Homer: "Take out wrenched ankle."
[getting electrocuted] Mom! Mom! Mooom!
Grandma: [running in] Oh, my little Homey bear. [kisses him] Time for
bed.
Homer: [getting in] Sing me my bedtime song, Mom.
Grandma: [singing] Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside,
Golden flaky, tender caky outside,
Wrap the inside in the outside, is it good?
Homer: Darn tootin'.
Grandma: Doing the [with Homer] big fig newton! Here's the tricky part.
[Homer falls asleep]
-- A novel idea for a lullaby, "Mother Simpson"