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• finger-pointing syndrome: n. All-too-frequent result of bugs, esp.
  in new or experimental configurations. The hardware vendor points a finger at the software....
• When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. -- Chinese proverb
• finger: [WAITS, via BSD UNIX] 1. n. A program that displays information about a particular user or all users logged on the system, or a remote system.
  Typically shows full name, last login time, idle time, terminal line, and terminal location (where applicable)....
• proprietary: adj. 1. In {marketroid}-speak, superio
  implies a product imbued with exclusive magic by the unmatched brilliance of the company's own hardware or software designers....
• ofty: [IBM] n. Hardware hackers' term for a software expert who is largely ignorant of the mysteries of hardware.
  -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• ilicon: n. Hardware, esp. ICs or microprocessor-based computer systems (compare {iron}).
  Contrasted with software. See also {sandbender}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• FOREFINGER, n. The finger commonly used in pointing out two malefactors.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Money is the root of all money. -- the moving finge
• bang on: vt. To stress-test a piece of hardware or software
  I banged on the new version of the simulator all day yesterday and it didn't crash once....