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First Listen To Sermon, THEN Eat Missionary.
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First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
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Pagan Missionary
The first duty of love is to listen. -- Paul Tillich
Life's short, eat dessert first!!!
The three sexual positions during preganancy. During the first four month
Missionary style During the second four months: Doggie style And during the last month...
You've got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how to behave.
-- Billie Holiday...
PREACHER EXPLODES DURING SERMON
History repeats itself only if one does not listen the first time.