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• When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Ed "Spike" O'Donnell
• Ace: Sorry, Bongo, but lunch is ... on Mellie. -- Red Dwarf, 'Dimension Jump'
• When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Edward "Spike" O'Donnell, Al Capone associate.
• Smoke me a kipper, skipper; I'll be back for breakfast.
  -- Ace Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Dimension Jump'...
• Mellie: If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters, covered in maple syrup.
  Ace: Sorry, Mellie -- I don't fraternise with staff....
• Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
  Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....
• The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand, as playing a poor hand well.
  -- T. H. Leslie...
• Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS?
  It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...