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Folks, Buy Guzzler's Gin, A Nice Smooth Drink! With Guzzler's, You Don't Need A Chaser.
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Folks, buy Guzzler's gin, a nice smooth drink! With Guzzler's, you don't
need a chaser. Nothing can catch you!
-- Red Skelton
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