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• NOTHING is unbreakable... just ask any kid!
• Kirk: "We offer you protection." Aelborne: "We have no defenses, Captain, nor are any needed.
  -- "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4...
• You think New York is bad? You ought to go to Detroit.
  You can go ten blocks and never leave the scene of the crime. -- Red Skelto...
• How can a kid 10 years old find a dope pusher and the FBI can't? -- Red Skelto
• Folks, buy Guzzler's gin, a nice smooth drink! With Guzzler's, you don't need a chaser.
  Nothing can catch you! -- Red Skelto...
• You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
  -- Red Skelto...
• And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel, because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
• Don't do blue. -- Red Skelto
• It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it on and really scare you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...