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• When you leave New York you're camping out. -- Jackie Gleaso
• If you can't find your inspiration by walking around the block one time, go around two blocks--but never three.
  -- Robert Motherwell...
• Folks, buy Guzzler's gin, a nice smooth drink! With Guzzler's, you don't need a chaser.
  Nothing can catch you! -- Red Skelto...
• Rules for driving in New York: (1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
  (2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on....
• 1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal. (2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
  (3) A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection....
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• It's a hybrid of texas-state bluegrass, and a New York sensimillia.
  This stuff is great, cuz you can go play a good eighteen holes on it, take it home, and get stoned enough to play jesus bells on it....