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• Fortis' Two Great Lies of Life 1) Money isn't everything.
  2) I'm only going to put it in a little way....
• Never tell a pawn the rules of chess.
• The Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything is forty-two.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Golden Rules of Indulgence Everything in excess!
  To enjoy the full flavor of life, take big bites....
• Try, just once, to do the lotus position. You'll never get the opportunity again.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• The great secret of life is never to be in the way of others. -- Haliburto