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Try, Just Once, To Do The Lotus Position. You'll Never Get The Opportunity Again.
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Try, just once, to do the lotus position. You'll never get the
opportunity again.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Drink like a fish. Try to get legless. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Never fret about losing a single sock in the wash again.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
Sell your mountain-side chalet. You never used it much anyway.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Discover that you *can* eat seaweed. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Learn that sharks aren't just there to be eaten. Some of them are getting the hang of this newfangled role-reversal stuff.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't become a concert pianist. They use the soft pedal as *well* as the damper.
Be thankful you never liked organs, because you don't stand a chance....
Trade in your Harley-Davidson for a motor scooter. That way you won't have to make a choice about whether you get to change gears, or use the brakes.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
If you dye your hair, don't use water-soluble dyes.
It is hell trying to get the colour out of your eyebrows....