For A Lumber Company Employing Two Men And A Cut-off Saw, The Marginal Product Of Labor For Any Number Of Additional Workers Equals Zero Until The Acquisition Of Another Cut-off Saw.

For A Lumber Company Employing Two Men And A Cut-off Saw, The Marginal Product Of Labor For Any Number Of Additional Workers Equals Zero Until The Acquisition Of Another Cut-off Saw.

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For a lumber company employing two men and a cut-off saw, the
marginal product of labor for any number of additional workers
equals zero until the acquisition of another cut-off saw.
Let's not even consider a chainsaw.
-- Mike's Law
[You could always schedule the saw, though - ed.]
-- Mike Dennison

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