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Fortunately For You Sir, There's Not A Section For Gross Dumbness In The Criminal Code.
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Fortunately for you sir, there's not a section for gross dumbness in the
Criminal Code. Said a judge to a man who reluctantly obeyed police orders
to leave an area, yelling "sieg heil" and goose-stepping away.
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