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• Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.
  m. by six samuri sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles....
• Trade in your Harley-Davidson for a motor scooter. That way you won't have to make a choice about whether you get to change gears, or use the brakes.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film
  The Muppets Go Medieval". Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?...
• If you can persuade your customer to tattoo your name on their chest, they probably will not switch brands.
  -- an Indiana University professor, re: Harley-Davidson owne...
• Next Wednesday you will be presented with a great opportunity.
• Have a nice day.
• You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who points to you and says, "Them's fighting words!
  You immediately get attacked by all sorts of denizens of the museum...