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• Toilet paper will tear on any line but the perforated one.
• Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked.
  They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -- Joey Bishop...
• Where's the toilet paper? I have to take a Limbaugh.
• Where the Pentagon buys its toilet paper.
• TPR: Tear PapeR
• Narcissism: You and your toilet paper share the same name. -- SLR
• You may be redneck... if you've taken toilet paper home from work.
• PTP: Produce Toilet Pape
• banner n. 1. The title page added to printouts by most print spoolers (see spool).
  Typically includes user or account ID information in very large character-graphics capitals....