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• Toilet paper will tear on any line but the perforated one.
• France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
• Next, we take some toilet paper, tear off some teensy little squares, and stick one there.
  .. and there... and any place you're bleeding... there....
• The dew of compassion is a tear. -- Lord Byro
• banner n. 1. The title page added to printouts by most print spoolers (see spool).
  Typically includes user or account ID information in very large character-graphics capitals....
• banner: n. 1. The title page added to printouts by most print spoolers (see {spool}).
  Typically includes user or account ID information in very large character-graphics capitals....
• Bob, my tear ducts are bone dry!
• Fold and tear here. Tape closed before mailing.
• Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Ze