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• Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die. -- SLR
• You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
  -- Dale Carnegie...
• FRIENDS: The people who stab you in the front.
• Friends: family that you can choose for yourself.
• You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
• In the wilds: It's so quiet up here you can hear a mouse get a hard-on.
• Friends: people who know you but like you anyway.
• A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
  To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy....
• Be quiet!