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In The Wilds: It's So Quiet Up Here You Can Hear A Mouse Get A Hard-on.
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In the wilds: It's so quiet up here you can hear a mouse get a hard-on.
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Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die. -- SLR
When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride.
Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there....
Bart: So, Milhouse, it must be a little tough giving up all that glamor and coming back to school, huh?
Midget: Quiet! Maybe I can get my citizenship. -- All's well, "Radioactive Ma...
Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ?
When working hard, be sure to get up and retch every so often.
Friends are people you can be quiet with.
Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
Bart: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!
Marge: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?...