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• How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
• In the wilds: It's so quiet up here you can hear a mouse get a hard-on.
• cerebral atrophy, n: The phenomena which occurs as brain cells become weak and sick, and impair the brain's performance.
  An abundance of these "bad" cells can cause symptoms related to senility, apathy, depression, and overall poor academic performance....
• Friends are people you can be quiet with.
• Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to hear them.
  Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again....
• Why work for a living when you can die for art?
• Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself. -- SLR
• In his '90 Usenix presentation, Dennis Ritchie reminded the audience that Steve Jobs stood at the same podium a few years back and announced that X-windows was brain-dead and would soon die.
  He was half-right. Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks....
• You non-conformists are all alike. -- SLR