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• Homer: Good old Evergreen Terrace: the swankiest street in the classiest part of Pressboard Estates.
  Bart: Well if you love it so much, why are you always littering?...
• Good parking places are always on the other side of the street. -- Dr. R. F. Gumperso
• A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -- Doug Linde
• To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around.
  That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?...
• SCARIFICATION, n. A form of penance practised by the mediaeval pious.
  The rite was performed, sometimes with a knife, sometimes with a hot iron, but always, says Arsenius Asceticus, acceptably if the penitent spared himself no pain nor harmless disfigurement....
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. -- Jorge Luis Borge
• Why is there always a coffee stain on page 63 of your library book?
• I live on a one-way, dead-end street ...
• A man in the house is worth two on the street. -- Mae West.