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• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• All right, all right. Look at her if it'll shut her up.
  Start with the feet. Still angry. Good! Good, Homer, good!...
• Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing. -- Marge, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• Smithers: I think the boy is hurt. Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get going.
  -- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, the boy's not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick Riviera].
  -- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his doctor about it.
  The physician made a number of tests, and informed the man that the only thing for his headaches was castration....