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Fulton County Disaster Coordinator
-- On a government issue car
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If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
It's not to control, but to protect the citizens of Singapore.
In our society, you can state your views, but they have to be correct....
The following appeared in a memo from a budget planner in Sophia County.
"Census data indicate that the number of retired couples without children who are moving into Sophia County is steadily rising...
He that sips of many arts, drinks of none. -- Fulto
Windows - A method of dividing a computer screen into two or more unusably tiny portions.
-- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
Word Processor - Software that magically transforms its user into a professional author.
-- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
Business Graphics - Popular with managers who understand neither decimals, fractions, Roman numerals, nor PI but have more than a passing acquaintance with pies and bars.
-- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
Integrated Software - A single product that deftly performs hundreds of functions the user never needs and awkwardly performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.
-- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
Spreadsheet - A program that gives the user quick and easy access to a wide variety of highly detailed reports based on highly inaccurate assumptions.
-- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...