GAS What Liquid Turns Into If You Boil It. The Basis For Kernigan's Third Law.

GAS What Liquid Turns Into If You Boil It. The Basis For Kernigan's Third Law.

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What liquid turns into if you boil it. The basis for Kernigan's
Third Law. Kernigan's Five Laws of children's science TV programmes
are as follows:
1) Dried ice is interesting
2) An egg can fit through a milkbottle
3) Steam looks good and is cheap to make
4) Mirrors never fail to delight
5) Magnets the compass maketh
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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REFERENCE The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
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BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA