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• A man's got to be his own savior.
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• Is there no hope? the sick man said; The silent doctor shook his head.
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- Fables, Part i, The Sick Man and the Angel...
• Scene: A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living room.
  A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and white belled cap hunches over the fireplace, obviously interrupted in filling stockings with packages taken from a huge bag slung over his shoulder....
• Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.
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