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Sir, This Man Not Only Failed The Aptitude Test, He Got Trapped In A Closet On His Way Out.
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Sir, this man not only failed the aptitude test, he got trapped in a
closet on his way out.
-- Smithers voices his objections to the hiring of Homer
Simpson, "I Married Marge"
Related:
Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name? Smithe
Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's the son of Homer Simpson, sir....
Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.
..who is he? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G, but I don't think -- Bu...
Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it....
Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
Homer: I don't want to alarm you, Marge, but I seem to be trapped in here.
Marge: Hmm. I better call Ned. He has a ladder! [in 3D land] Home...