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  Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings] [shudders] You handle it....
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  Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost....
• Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
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