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• Government should spend our money like it was their own.
• I'm from the IRS. The government has spent all your tax money. Could we please have some more?
• Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
• A ``decay in the social contract'' is detectable; there is a growing feeling
  particularly among middle-income taxpayers, that they are not getting back, from society and government, their money's worth for taxes paid....
• Press any key to get your money back.
• All taglines guaranteed to be random or your money back!
• Double your intelligence or no money back! -- Gary Larso
• To thine own self be true. (If not that, at least make some money.)
• Now that the government is going to balance the budget, it is up to the rest of us to budget the balance.
  Some folks think we are getting too much government these days....