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Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.
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Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America.
Now he's unknown throughout the world.
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He's alive but unconscious, just like Gerald Ford.
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To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
-- W. H. Auden (1907-1973), Epitaph for an Unknown Soldie...
CBG: Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the _worst_ episode ever.
Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world....
Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
Chase brave employment with a naked sword Throughout the world.
-- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- The Church Porch...
Gerald Ford does it on his face.
President Gerald Ford was an Eagle Scout.