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• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford....
• Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw _your_ pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!...
• Announcer 1: Live, from the famous brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware, it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building preview.
  Homer: [whining] Ohh, Saturday afternoon TV is so boring....
• Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
  Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders....
• Homer: We can't lose! Look at the name of the dog I bet on.
  Marge: "She's The Fastest"...Homer, I don't think that means necessarily -- Announce...
• Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor." -announce
• Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
  Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be....
• Announcer: It's a tool that every home handyman needs!
  It's a jigsaw! It's a power drill! It's a wood-turning lathe!...