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Reality is good sometimes for kicks, but don't let it get you down.
Hi there! this is Eddie your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run tthrough me.
-- Eddie, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing thi
[windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own fault....
Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due! [TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch] He's spinning the ball on his finger!...
Disco Stu: [making indescribable body motions] Did you know that disco record sales were up 400/ for the year ending 1976?
If these trends continue... A-y-y-y! [kicks his feet up on his desk wearing see-through platforms with water and fish inside] Home...
Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
Soccer players do it for kicks.
Is that how a warped brain like your's gets its kicks?
By planning the deaths of innocent people?" "No....
Bart: A chopper! We're saved! Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey!
You're the guys that didn't like our capering....