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• The flood of my tears washed out the bridge of my nose.
• Damn the money. Damn the heavyweight championship.
  Damn the white people. Damn everything. I will die before I sell out my people for the white man's money....
• If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Damn! I'm running out of integers!
• Never send a MAN to do a WOMAN'S work! Why do you think I CAME here?
  "Not for the good of my ego, that was for damn sure." -- John Gaunt, aka GRIMJACK...
• Nose / the wax out of her ears.
• SMILEY :~( nose put out of joi
• My kingdom for a beer; half my beer for a woman.
• Polly doesn't want a damn cracker. Polly wants a beer!