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  First thing that goes on you is your butt ... BAM ....
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• The Split-Atom Blues Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine, Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline .
  .. But if you split those atoms fine, Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!...
• The Split-Atom Blues Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine, Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline .
  .. But if you split those atoms fine, Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!...
• The Split-Atom Blues Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine, Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline.
  .. But if you split those atoms fine, Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!...
• I think my wife may be getting somewhat overweight.
  "Oh, how can you tell?" "Well, last night when she sat on my face, I couldn't hear the stereo....
• You may not be responsible for falling down, but you are for getting back up.
• Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love. Bu
  I specifically said, no geeks! Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool....
• Gimme that baby you warthog from Hell!