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• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
• Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
  -- Calvin Keega...
• Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.
• Teach a man to fish, he'll eat fish the rest of his life.
  Teach a fish to learn, and soon the fish will all be running around in schools!...
• It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
• IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
• If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day.
  But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life....
• If God had meant us to eat fish fingers, he would have given fish fingers.