Give Us A Copper, Guv" Said The Beggar To The Treasury Statistician, When He Waylaid Him In Parliament Square.

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"Give us a copper, Guv" said the beggar to the Treasury statistician,
when he waylaid him in Parliament square. "I haven't eaten for three
days." "Ah," said the statistician, "And how does that compare with
the same period last year?"
-- Russell Lewis

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