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• May you both be favored by the future of your choice!
  May you live to see a thousand reasons to rejoice!...
• A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion.
• Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
  -- Pfeifer's Principle No one keeps a record of the decisions you could have made but didn't....
• You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 5...
• Cucumbers don't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 12
• If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 13...
• You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 2...